February 2012
25 posts
January 2012
24 posts
If I woke up from a coma and a guy that looked like Channing Tatum told me he was my husband, I wouldn't question it.
“Your heart & mine baby follow it.
Smile:)
Happiness you can model it.” —(via buddah90)
Smile:)
Happiness you can model it.” —(via buddah90)
“Trucha Trucha Haa. :P”
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Cant even fucken sleep yo -_-
The owner of the Titanic said, "Not even God can sink this ship." and we already know what happened. Marilyn Monroe said, "I do not need Jesus." Three days later she was found dead. A mother told her daughter, "May God accompany you." Ironically she replied, "In the trunk because he does not fit here." On this trip there was an accident and everyone was killed and the trunk remained intact. If you are not ashamed of Jesus, reblog.
October 2011
1 post
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 5th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT! LOL
